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Funny Pinoy Pick Up Lines E-mail
Written by annocatut   

Here are some of your favorite Pinoy Pick up Lines. Banat na mga pare ko! Lets see who among you can deliver the best of these Pinoy Pick up Lines.... Lets go!!!

Pinoy Pickup Line #1

Kung Iniis-SMALL ka nila, okay lang yun, huwag mo pansinin

Bakit?

Dahil Inii-iBIG naman kita (Boom!)

 

Pinoy Pickup Line #2

Di ko talaga mapigilang Maglasing at Mag Sugal...

Bakit?

Di ko mapigilan maglasing sa iyong Pagmamahal at Isusugal ko lahat para ibigin mo ako! (Ehem!)

 

Pinoy Pickup Line #3

Taga Korea ka ba?

Bakit?

Kasi.. I think you're my SEOULmate! (Boomboomboom!)

 

Pinoy Pickup Line #4

Hacker ka ba?

Bakit?

Gusto ko sana Hack-in ka nalang!

 

Kaya nyo yan?!!!

O kayo naman.... share you're favorite Pinoy Pickup Lines na... BOOM!

 
My Favorite Pinoy Tagalog Jokes E-mail
Written by Elay   

Here are 3 of the best and my favorite Pinoy Tagalog Jokes! These will make you laugh and you won't be able to stop laughing even if you wanted to. My most favorite of these is the third Pinoy tagalog joke which is simply hilarious! Enjoy and have fun with these Tagalog jokes.

Telephone Number

Binata: Kung ibibigay mo sa akin ang telephone number mo, tatawagan kita.

Dalaga: Ah, nasa direktoryo iyon. Hanapin mo na lang doon.

Binata: Nice! Ano ba pangalan mo?

Dalaga: Ah, nasa direktoryo rin iyon. Hanapin mo na lang doon.

 

Mag Ahit Araw-Araw

Jogs: Pare, ilang bese ka ba mga ahit sa isang araw?

Boogie: Mga apat hanggang tatlumpung beses.

Jogs: Grabe! Bakit?

Boogie: Eh kasi barbero kasi ako eh!

 

Ipasok Mo... Dahan Dahan ah

Jason: Eto, ipapasok ko na.

Melay: Dahan dahan lang ha.

Jason: Oo ako bahala:

Melay: Aaah... ang sarap!

Jason: Ididiin ko pa nang konti ah.

Melay: Oo sige.. ikot ikutin mo rin ha...ahhh.

Jason: O ayan, malinis na tenga mo. Kabilang tenga naman.

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I was laughing my head off while typing these Pinoy tagalog jokes! Hope it makes your day. Let me know if you like them too.

 
Sarap Mo Inday-Funny Filipino Jokes of the day E-mail
Written by Johma   

There are lots of Funny Filipino Jokes but nothing beats this Funny Filipino Joke of the Day entitled,

"Sarap Mo Inday"

Enjoy na enjoy si Mister na makipaglampungan kay Inday habang umalis si Misis kasama ang driver.

Inday: Sir, aminin niyo po sa akin... sino ang mas masarap, ako o si mam?

Mister: Mas masarap ka siyempre!

Inday: Ay ganun ba, eh bakit sabi nang driver mas masarap daw si mam kaysa sa akin?

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Find more Funny Filipino Jokes of the Day, Pinoy text jokes, funny Pinoy jokes, Funny Riddles, Funny Stories and comment to let us know what you think.

 
2 Bobong Pinoy Jokes E-mail
Written by CupC   

Read these pinoy jokes at your own risk! These pinoy jokes about Bobong and his mis-adventures are extremely fuinny.  Here's Bobong when we were in college trying to be Accountants. Have lots of laughs with these Pinoy jokes.

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Teacher: Class! What is a balance Sheet?

Bobong: (raising his hand frantically) Mam, mam, me.  I know the answer!

Teacher: Okay you Bobong! This better not be one of your jokes!

Bobong: Ah yes mam... A Balance Sheet... is what you get after a Balance diet!

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Arnold: Pare, I need a lawyer.  Do you know anyone?

Bobong: What kind of lawyer do you need? A good lawyer or a great lawyer?

Arnold: Whats the difference pare?

Bobong: A good lawyer knows the law very well... A great lawyer knows the judge very well!

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These Bobong pinoy jokes are very funny! What do yo think about these pinoy jokes?

 

 
Pinoy Joke- Lady Golfer E-mail
Written by Elay   

Eto medyo sosi pinoy joke ito.

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Jaja was at the golf shop in Alabang trying to look for golf balls for her game the next day. " I dont like the kind of balls I'm using, do you have any suggestions?" she asked the sales man.  "We have a new ladies section, you might like the new arrivals for lady golfers." the sales man told her, directing her to the other side of the store where the ladies items were.

After going through the new golf balls for laides, Jaja was approached by the manager and asked, "Can I help you?" Jaja turned to him and replied. " Can you show me the mens section?  I like playing with mens balls."

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O ano. Kaya nyo ba itong sosi pinoy joke na ito. First of all, nakuha mo ba yung joke?

 
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