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Naughty Q and A- Funny Filipino Jokes of the Day E-mail
Written by Johma   

Here's your dose of Funny Filipino Jokes of the Day called,

"Naughty Q and A"

Q. How do you know if the neighbourhood mechanic just had sex?
A. When one of his fingers is clean.

Q. What is the diference between riding a bicycle and riding a woman?
A. When you ride a bicycle, you adjsut your ass and movee your legs. When ridign a woman, you adjust your legs and move your ass.

Q. What happens when you cross a chicken with lice?
A. You get an itchy cock.

Q. What 3 things are common between the sun and a woman's underwear?
A. Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night.

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Emer...gency-Funny Filipino Jokes of the day E-mail
Written by Johma   

Here's your dose of Funny Filipino Jokes of the Day called,

"Emer...gency!"

Emer was experiencing difficulty in breathing so decided to have himself checked by a doctor. The doctor was listening to his heart and began telling him, "You have a serious heart murmur,Emer. Looks like you have to cut down on some things in half. DO you smoke?"

"Oh not anymore Doc.  I stopped ages ago." replied Emer.

"Do you drink a lot?"

"Nope, alcohol hasn't passed these lips for a long time."

"How about sex. DO you have a sex life?"

"WHy, uhhm..yes doc. I do!" answered Emer after giving it some thought.

"Well," said the doctor."I'm sorry to say this but you will need to give up half your sex life."

"Which half doctor?" Emer scratches his head. "The looking or the thinking?"

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Bra?-Funny Filipino Jokes of the day E-mail
Written by Johma   

Here's your dose of Funny Filipino Jokes of the Day called,

"Bra?"

Anak: Dad, pwede na po ba ako mag bra?
Tatay: Hindi anak.
Anak: Eh dad yung mga friends ko naka bra na po sila.
Tatay: Hindi nga pwede eh!
Anak: Dad, sige na please...!
Tatay: Tigilan mo na yang kaartehan mo ha. Sabi ko na sayo Jeff, hindi ka pwede mag bra! Susuntukin na kita!

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Tubig!-Funny Filipino Jokes of the day E-mail
Written by Johma   

Here's your dose of Funny Filipino Jokes of the Day called,

"Tubig"

Pinakasalan ni Karren ang syota niyang Amerikano. HIrap na hirap siya dahil hindi siya magaling sa Ingles. Grabe mag romansa ang kano nung honeymoon nila kaya hiningal ng husto si Karren.

Gusto pa ipagpatuloy ng Kano kaso dahil sa sobrang hingal, sobrang lupaypay na halos makalimutan na ang sariling pangalan, tinuro ni Karren ang baso ng tubig sa lamesa sa tabi ng kama.."Tubig..tubig please..."

Nagulat ang Kano "Too big! No...its not too big. Mine's just average!"

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Bobong sa Bar-Funny Filipino Jokes of the day E-mail
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Here's today's Funny Filipino Jokes of the day called,

"Bobong sa Bar"

Minsan nagpunta si Bobong sa isang bar at nang medyo lasing na, napansin niya ang isang lalakeng nakapormal at naka salamin. Nagpakilala si Bobong at binigyan siya nung naka salamin ng calling card. Jeff ang pangalan nung nakilala niya.

"Metal manufacturer ka pala, Jeff" nakita ni Bobong sa card. "Oo," sagot ni Jeff.

Napansin ni Bobong na merong nilalaro si Jeff na elastikong bagay sa kamay, "ano yan" tanong ni Bobong. Sagot ni Jeff " ah wala, gawagawa ko lang" "Ah inventor ka rin pala?" sabi ni Bobong. "Patingin nga niyan, baka pwede natin gamitin sa business kong talyer!"

Excited na kinuha ni Bobong ang hawak ni Jeff. Pinisil pisil niya ito, inamoy at kinilatis ng maiigi. "Paano ito ginagawa?. Di ko maintindihan ang composition nito."

"Ahh... eh... "sagot ni Jeff "galing yan sa ilong ko pare!"

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