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Funny Pinoy Joke - Sunken Garden E-mail
Written by frenyan   

This funny pinoy joke is kinda old, but I just remembered it when I woke up this morning. If you're familiar with the place, I'm sure you've heard lots of funny jokes about it as well.  Well... here goes funny pinoy joke about the sunken garden.

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A QC policeman was doing night patrol around the Sunken Garden, when he noticed a guy on top of a naked girl. He approached the couple and asked...

QC Police: Sorry ser, mam, I will ned to arrest yo kasi bawal po yan ginagawa niyong "indecent exposure"

Guy: Kuya, let me explain. My girlfriend stopped breathing and I had to give her CPR.

QC Police: Talaga? Then how come she's naked?

Guy: Ahhh, kasi her condition is so serious she couldn't open her mouth.  I had to look for another opening.

Nyek!

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This joke is so Filipino, specially if you're from QC, or if you simply like hanging in the Sunken Garden.  There are so many other funny stories about that place. Have you got any funny stories?

 
Funny Jokes Quotes E-mail
Written by Arch   

These funny jokes quotes are from anonymous and some famous people.  Do you wonder how they became so popular? Hope you like these jokes, quotes or whatever their called.

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"The most dangerous position in which to sleep is with your feet on your office desk."
funny jokes quotes by, Anonymous.

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"Everybody is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes."
funny jokes quotes by, Anonymous.

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"A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah."
funny jokes quotes by, Ronald Reagan

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"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."
funny jokes quotes by, Dean Martin

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"If you love your job, you haven't worked a day in your life."
funny jokes quotes by, Tommy Lasorda

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"An optimist will tell you the glass is half-full; the pessimist, half-empty; and the engineer will tell you the glass is twice the size it needs to be"
funny joke quotes by : Anonymous

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These funny jokes quotes are so revealing of the true nature of man. Huh? Did you get that?

 
More Cheesy Pinoy Quotes E-mail
Written by alex   

Did you like the Cheesy Pinoy Quotes yesterday?  Well here you go with more Cheesy Pinoy Quotes. If you have any of your own, feel free to post them here.

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1. Uy papicture tayo!

... Para ma-develop tayo!

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2. Ibibili kita ng salbabida.

... Kasi malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko.

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3. Mabilis ka siguro sa mga puzzle noh?

... Kasi kakasimula pa lang ng araw ko, pero nabuo mo na agad.

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4. Hindi tayo tao.. Hindi tayo hayop.

... BAGAY tayo. BAGAY talaga tayo.

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5. Kung ikaw ay bola at ako ang player, Hindi kita mashusoot?

... Kasi, lagi kita mamimiss.

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6. Pwede ba kitang maging sidecar?

... Single kasi ako eh.

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7. Excuse me.. Are you a dictionary?

... Because you give meaning to my life.

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8. Ako ay isang exam.

... Kaya sagutin mo na ako.

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9. Centrum ka ba?

... Kasi you make my life complete!


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10. I'm a bee.

... Can you be my honey?

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11. Me butas ba puso mo?


... Kasi mukhang nahulog na yata ako!

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Alin ang favorite mo dito sa mga Cheesy Pinoy Quotes na ito?  Ako I like #9, #10 and #11... Sobrang Cheesy talaga!

 
Cheesy Pinoy Quotes E-mail
Written by Johma   

Here are some really Cheesy Pinoy Quotes you should have in your armory. Really funny, great when cracked just in the right time and venue.  These can even be pickup lines to start conversations rolling! Enjoy these Cheesy Pinoy Quotes!

1. Alam mo. minamalat na naman ang puso ko...

...Paano kasi, laging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo.

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2.  Hey, pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard?

...Kasi type kita. (Ayos ba?)

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3. Sana "T" na lang ako.

...Para I'm always right next to "U"

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4. Ikaw siguro may-ari ng Crayola?

... kasi nagbibigay ka ng kulay sa buhay ko. (Ang sweet...)

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5. I hate to say this but... You are like my underwear.

... Coz i can't last a day without you!

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6. Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight?

...Oh gusto mong dumaan ulit ako?

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7. Are you Jamaican?

...Kasi Ja-maican me crazy! Yah Mahn!

 

Well ano say mo sa mga Cheesy Pinoy Quotes na toh?  Did you like them?  You may have some other Cheesy Pinoy Quotes... share naman dito!

 
Knock Knock Pinoy Jokes E-mail
Written by Arch   

Do you like Knock Knock Pinoy jokes? Here's some great knock knock pinoy jokes you will knock your head over with. Enjoy!

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Cynthia: Knock knock!

Nida: Who's there?

Cynthia: Deduct

Nida: Deduct who?

Cynthia: Grabe mare, sarap talaga ng pagkain sa MXT yung binabalot na parang lumpia... yung "DEDUCT" na galing Peking.

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Nida: Knock knock!

Cynthia: Who's there?

Nida: Masturbation

Cynthia: Masturbation who?

Nida: Biruin mo tayo kain ng kain, samantala sa Africa gutom sila dahil may "MASTURBATION"

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Di mo nakuha itong Knock Knock Pinoy jokes noh?

 

 
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